By saywhat - 09/04/2013 11:05 - United States - Yakima

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Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML
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chanellgymnast 17

Sounds like he doesn't even have a manhood to begin with.

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Hizodge 4

Third girl that week to deny him a BJ? I think there is something he isn't telling you.

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lizzy_babyy 9

Hit him in his balls and tell him he never had it to begin with.

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Raegron 4

9 months is rather young for a boyfriend anyway.

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lucilu89 12

Wow in the time span of a few minutes he admitted to trying to cheat on you and still asked you to give him a BJ. What an ass. Sorry OP that's really shitty =

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The_F3rris 11

Just kill him. Dont let the problem even pass to some other poor soul.

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jaytee1994 9

Break up with his ass!

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friedbunnies 9

Your boyfriend likes boys

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duckit 0

Not sure your age but if you have already been active with him, why not do it? Probably should dump him now though

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BigSexy123 11

Because sometimes people just aren't in the mood for it. And that's perfectly alright; nobody owes anybody sex, or sexual activities of any kind.

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