By saywhat - 09/04/2013 11:05 - United States - Yakima

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Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML
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chanellgymnast 17

Sounds like he doesn't even have a manhood to begin with.

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Hizodge 4

Third girl that week to deny him a BJ? I think there is something he isn't telling you.

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Ambaayyy 8

So... He's your boyfriend of 9 months, yet he's asked other girls to do that for him? Dump him.

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KLeePrice 11

He is just getting more experience to please her better..

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dr_snow_bear 29

And then you dumped him right?

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Xotoolyxo 16

He needs self esteem and a kick in the head

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Kelishas 9

Hang on.. You were the THIRD girl this week to turn him down? I hope this is now your ex boyfriend?

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josiem 11

Run. Get out now. It almost certainly won't get better.

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needsagf14 12

You're dating a child

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Polynomial 28

So ... 1. He openly admitted to cheating on you, 3 times. Or at least he openly admitted to attempting to cheat on you 3 times. All 3 times, he got shot down. So he's a cheater, not worth keeping. 2. He is begging for sexual favors, which you obviously don't want to give. He should respect your comfort zone and move at your pace. Not saying the man always should move at the womans pace, just both should move at the slower of the 2 paces. 3. He broke down after not getting what he wanted, when he wanted. You're either in a brand new relationship, and should get out. Or it's a longer lasting one, and for whatever you didn't want to do that. His cheating, attempts, would be a warning to leave, but talk to him first, see why he feels as if he needs it. Maybe you haven't been treating him the way he would like, so now he's forced to look elsewhere, in a desperate attempt to save the relationship? Unlikely, but possible.

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