By saywhat - 09/04/2013 11:05 - United States - Yakima

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Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML
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chanellgymnast 17

Sounds like he doesn't even have a manhood to begin with.

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Hizodge 4

Third girl that week to deny him a BJ? I think there is something he isn't telling you.

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gameover18 17

First off... Cheating bastard! Second I feel for him than again last time I got any action was when I was in middle school. I'm 18 you do the math.

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Llamacod 11

In all fairness, we don't know how old you were when you graduated middle school. So my initial calculations tell me 9 months. Without more data that is the best i can do.

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Stobesel 2

Yes, I agree your life sucks since you obviously don't...

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bvb123 6

He sounds like a dick

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kemando 22

9 months and you haven't gone down on him? No, no, nooo OP. but, also sounds like the dude's a cheating asshole.

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Pinkykay2000 12

I don't know what's worse. The fact that he needs you to prove his manhood or that you've been dating nine months and you were the third girl to refuse to go down on him in that week...

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artaware 4

Please know that this is considered sexual assault. I recommend you look up the RAINN organization for assistance. Please take care of yourself. You do not deserve to be treated like this.

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Llamacod 11

Requesting a ******** is now sexual assault?

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ZacZ 8

Getting a ******* > everything else.

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Llamacod 11

Sex > getting a ********. Your argument is invalid.

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vivalahkelly 7

Uhh.... The fact that y'all have been dating 9 months and he said something about having girls turn him down all that week means you gotta cheater. Find someone worth your time and that'll treat you right

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