By thelordofpies - 17/10/2014 15:24 - United States

Today, I rode my new motorcycle to work for the first time. As I accelerated, I felt a sharp pain in my neck. Apparently, poisonous spiders can actually get trapped inside motorbike helmets. Duly noted. FML
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thelordofpies 20

Hey OP here, thanks for all the support guys. Luckily I didn't get into an accident. I was able to come out of the whole incident without a scratch but a massive itchy red welt. The doctor said I'll be fine in a few days time. :)

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DarkSmoke591 21

My first thought was Spider-Man

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junkman6 22

Obvious solution. Soak your helmet in raid before you ride, every time.

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LEGATE_LANIUS 25

Ouch man at least you didn't get hit by a car

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macen12345 4

I was bitten in the eye by a spider while riding my dirtbike. The worst part was seeing him on my eye ?

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mld4657 28

Ouchies op I hope you're doing okay but maybe you'll get spidermans powers?

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CBR600rr_2006 6

That's the real threat of motorcycles

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_THINK_ 6

why were you eating spiders? (learn the difference between venemous and poisonous because until then its your fault for eating spiders.

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BigMeepers 20

What gave you the idea he was eating spiders?

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MzZombicidal 36

What did you even read, #58?

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Dt33345 13

Guys... He is talking about the difference between poisonous and venomous. They did read the FML and were just pointing out the mixup between words.

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