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By Anonymous - 29/10/2013 18:57 - Zimbabwe

Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML

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By captfml - 15/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2016 17:02 - United States - Brunswick

Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML

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By Bob - 22/11/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 19:08 - United States - Fountain Valley

Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML

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By Diana - 26/01/2024 00:00 - Germany

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 00:00

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As I was leaving, the receptionist told me to "have a nice day" and I replied, "You too, love you!" then I went back home and roasted in the embarrassment for an hour or two. FML

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By oops - 02/03/2013 18:32 - Netherlands - Nieuwe-niedorp

Today, after spending almost an hour in the dentist's waiting room, watching other people get called in for their appointments, I finally lost my patience and asked the receptionist what was taking so long. I'd forgotten to sign in. FML

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By fax4voice3 - 28/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML

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nikkipettyfer 24

Wednesday 30 October 2013 0:05

I am so sorry that's a situation that no one should be in

sunnyray812 42

Wednesday 30 October 2013 0:05

I hope he was kidding....

Comments

Tonka2203 7

Wednesday 30 October 2013 19:45

I've actually heard a joke that goes like that... Odd..

Xaviexis 6

Wednesday 30 October 2013 21:16

If he was being sincere, yeah, your life sucks. If he was kidding, well, then you deserve it (unless you have a sufficiently severe anxiety disorder or something similar in which case it sucks).

Stellarreality 1

Wednesday 30 October 2013 22:42

How are people saying that his life sucks...are you serious? You are going to the dentist, BRUSH YOUR TEETH BEFORE YOU GO THAT IS DIGUSTING. You slept all night and let that plaque build up, brushing your teeth takes literally a minute...I mean come on you slob.

TheAngryPrincess 3

Thursday 31 October 2013 0:19

Wow Stella. Can you be any more of a jerk than you are now? People forget if they're in a rush. I doubt you're miss perfect.

lulu889x 22

Thursday 31 October 2013 4:37

Well, the last part of your comment is invalid, not everyone goes to the dentist first thing in the morning. OP, could have brushed their teeth in the morning. Then was in a rush later in the day and didn't get a chance to rebrush.

sanecatlady 13

Thursday 31 October 2013 3:37

I actually read something like this as a joke in a newspaper not long ago. This has got to be made up! And don't dentists normally wear rubber gloves now?