By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 10:24 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Spicy
Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
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lubu8ju 3

Bacon is delicious btw so you should feel proud lol

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JessicaHaleyYo 5

I wished my boyfriend whispered bacon in my ear..

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my2centsworth 15

Eventually, you'll become aroused by the smell of bacon cooking.

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ctlnaaia71 8

Mmmmm this FML actually turned me on...

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KelliePZ1 6

That is AWSOME! I think that would be a turn on.

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BryanJ43 0

Doesn't everyone...?

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afropuffjake 9

Use this to your advantage and make a porking reference ;-)

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diidiimi 10

That's ok, 'cause bacon makes everything better, right?

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bubo_fml 10

Next time, whisper; "How 'bout some sausage, Junior?"

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