Intimacy: Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when...

By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 10:24 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML

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By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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Hot and… greasy

By cortanaisahobot - 19/07/2012 20:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML

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What a Q-tip

By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 16:21 - United States - Flowery Branch

Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML

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By confused - 28/09/2011 04:55 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

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By merpaderp14 - 09/09/2013 06:15 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML

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By FYLyfer - 26/10/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me. FML

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By nick - 27/06/2016 03:44 - United States - Highland Park

Today, my girlfriend started making pig noises during sex. FML

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By Indigo_Kitten - 08/08/2010 01:05 - United States

Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

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Shayton 12

Saturday 2 June 2012 16:18

Bacon=sex in your mouth

tony1891 22

Saturday 2 June 2012 16:18

gotta love Bacon.

Comments

Skittles_Rawr 8

Saturday 2 June 2012 17:13

Bacon can be sexy sometimes....

perdix 29

Saturday 2 June 2012 17:14

I hope he means the food and not Kevin.

biebslove 2

Saturday 2 June 2012 17:20

O my god your amazing!!

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 2 June 2012 23:18

Kiss-ass.

perdix 29

Saturday 2 June 2012 23:26

Please don't hassle my fans. I'm not immune to a little flattery ;)

Mekeritrig 15

Saturday 2 June 2012 17:19

It means that you satisfy him at the same level that eating bacon does. It's a compliment cause bacon is awesome.

Deathonabun 1

Saturday 2 June 2012 17:19

I'd just giggle like a retard if my boyo did that to me. I'd say you've got two options. (A)Lighten up and don't take sex so seriously, or (B) tell him that it really bugs you and you want him to stop. Your choice.

chick92282 15

Sunday 3 June 2012 9:57

Thank you! That's exactly what I was going to say!

BaconBoy75 2

Saturday 2 June 2012 17:21

A man after my very own heart. Bless him. :-)

perdix 29

Saturday 2 June 2012 17:30

I did a little research. Go get a perfume called Bacōn by Fargginay. You will totally own this guy -- you'll never have to work a day in your life, just always smell bacony.