By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 10:24 - United Kingdom - Northampton

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Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
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pattheaninal 9

**** blocked by bacon.

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AppallingRogue 2

More like twat blocked

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KingDingALing 9

Just whisper "Sausage..." in his ear. I'm sure he'll stop.

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Andrew910 5

When he orgasms does he scream it?

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Llamacod 11

no, but he does scream "Bacoooonnn"

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SystemofaBlink41 27

61- that's the word 21 was referring to...

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RedPillSucks 31

Screaming "It" during an ****** would be hilarious.

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Octain 13

That's hilarious!(; Sounds like a cool boyfriend :P

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Enslaved 36

Is cooking bacon in the kitchen now considered foreplay?

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perdix 29

Where have you been? In most parts of the Deep South, it's been that way for generations!

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Frying bacon while naked would be a rather bad idea, I would think.

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perdix 29

It's the danger that makes it sexy.

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RedPillSucks 31

Slap on that bacon grease on your sexy parts. Man or woman, they can't resist. Just make sure the grease isn't still hot.

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Crazberry 5

Hehe that sounds like something my friend would do... Just for giggles you should let out an exaggerated moan when he does say it. Every couple needs an inside joke :P

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PawnShopPenguin 4

Now I am finding myself extremely craving bacon. Thank you for starting my morning on a good note!

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Llamacod 11

you really don't have a leg to stand on here bitching about it, you're the idiot who pointed it out

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BeThePanda 1

My goodness, you're getting a little too angry about this. Notice everyone else just joking and laughing? Do that.

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