By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 10:24 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Spicy
Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
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Brahmzy1 3

If bacon doesn't arouse you then nothing will

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alexchenkov 4

That's cute! Why is it a FML thing?

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xmichigo3 0

Doesn't matter, had bacon.

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NoReservations 9

Spray him with a spray bottle of water for bad behavior.

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wlddog 14

Maybe YOU should be sprayed with a water bottle for bad behavior. Now go put a white t-shirt on and go to my room.

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NoReservations 9

My comment was actually meant in that context as well, lmao.

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Harpy20 24

Bacon is amazing. Stop complaining.

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wannabemom 5

How was it just today and now "Everytime" you have sex he says it. You two must be busy....

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5t3ff1k4h 44

FMLs don't always happen "Today". That's just the format the FML has to be put in. It sounds like this happened a few weeks ago.

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jcmjr 4

Apparently the way to a guy heart is thru his stomach lol :{

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brynllwynog2 0

You must have a had a lot of sex if you only told him today, and now everytime you have sex he says it. Jus' sayin' :)

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