By Skankeriffic - 19/02/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The entire time, a man I had gone on a date with and that had gotten very out of hand with, was sitting in the car next to me. I noticed, panicked, and tried to drive off, rear-ending the car in front of me. FML
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aFMLaddict 0

awh... what did you expect him to do if he saw you? YDI, panicked for no reason...

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AngryNinja 1

hm. i'd be more worried about the person's car you just trashed, not the one-time-shitty-date.

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mcwildcat8230 0

Absolutely stupid and if it isnt a lie then you wouldn't be smart enough to be alive, Im calling bullshit

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MhP_fml 0

It seems like you got very car-ryed away with that guy

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EasyGoing103 0

ewww now you have to clean up your own blood thats gross lol

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cute_a 0

omg ive been there :/ so awkward i feel for ya

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Sane_Sapien 0

Easy solution, lock the door. You septics certainly challenge the gene pool sometimes.

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blastvortex 3

Haha. That was even funnier than what the OP did.

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RKftw 0

HE WAS IN YOUR CAR?!?????!,?!!!!

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Satagie 0

Ydi for being a woman and attempting to drive....

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shinshoku13 19

That was ******* stupid of you but you probably realised that after you hit the car..

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