By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML
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mk58 31

That's how it thanks you. Tsk tsk. This generation of birds are disrespectful.

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XxThrasherxX 0

You might have rabies

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maniaccrab 0

can I ask what type? robin? bluejay? chikadee? maybe a human bird? I like those ones

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kduubb 7

sometimes even when you try to do a good deed, you end up gettin shitted on .. :p

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Lights_Out_fml 6

Baby come back, you can blame it all on me.

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vi3tno_romeo 5

don't worry OP u surely did a good deed...something will come along and return in ur favour...=)

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conman531 23

You got crapped on... literally.

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jloldude 0

hunt it down nd kill it.

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ham25 0

hahahahaha that bird totallyyyyy took advantage of you!! :)

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