Animals: Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle...

By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By Mariah Barnes - 24/07/2020 08:01

Today, I saved a baby bird from the site I work on. It was the runt and did not have any feathers and was neglected by the mother. I took care of it all day at work and planned on taking it to a wildlife reserve after work. Two minutes away from the reserve, we hit a pothole and I dropped it. It died. FML

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By Olive14 - 15/12/2010 06:15

Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML

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By TehUglyLife - 29/07/2013 19:11 - United States - Jacksonville Beach

Today, I tried to help a bird who had broken his wing. I walked straight into a door while looking down at him in my hands, and ended up all but breaking his other wing. FML

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By birdbath - 08/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

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By Wheresthebeefz - 01/02/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, I tried to save a dying bird I found on the sidewalk. I got a parking ticket for $114 in front of the animal hospital. I later found out the bird died. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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Easy mistake to make

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 14:00

Today, I saw a bird almost get run over in the middle of the road, so I stopped the traffic to go rescue it. It was an Adidas slide. FML

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Clever

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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By Ketchup - 22/06/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML

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By tristaph - 01/08/2018 00:00

Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML

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anorexicbarbie 8

Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:02

Well at least you tried to help it.

mk58 31

Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:06

That's how it thanks you. Tsk tsk. This generation of birds are disrespectful.

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unhappybitch 8

Wednesday 20 July 2011 6:42

Today, I was trying to suicide by laying in tthe middle of the street. Suddenly an ugly asshole came and picked me up, in revenge I crapped his hand and flew away. FML.

tamoodielovesmar 1

Wednesday 20 July 2011 6:48

maybe it was lying in the middle of the road looking hurt because it had cramps and wanted to poop

patchesss 7

Wednesday 20 July 2011 6:49

I hit a bird today right after i washed it fml......wonder if it's the same one and you got my karma ha

aardvarkish 15

Wednesday 20 July 2011 6:53

Sounds like a Norwegian Blue.

kaykay20 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 7:01

That's better then it trying to peak at you while you held it. Still kudos on doing that nice deed. My friend today saved a toad it didn't give much thanks either.

superJohnny 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 7:36

wrong move suka

Cenobyte 10

Wednesday 20 July 2011 8:03

LMAO That's happened to me before too. But I took it to a wild bird rehabilitation center. The lady who worked there, inspected it, weighed it and promptly threw it out of the window and it flew away. I was less than impressed.