By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML
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mk58 31

That's how it thanks you. Tsk tsk. This generation of birds are disrespectful.

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sydneyaval 9

its supposed to be good luck when a bird craps on ur hand...

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famesetmatch1234 0

on ur head, not on ur hand

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hobo09 3

so what, I hardly think this is an fml

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LaurenSt 18

As it is, you were able to remove the bird from the road and ensure it wasn't hit by a car where it was. You did something very good!

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bubblebuyy 0

at least it was ok.(:

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writergirl23 19

it was just sunning itself on the road, haven't u seen birds do that?

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plataapusss 0

very sweet and nice of you for helping out the little bird:))

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PandaPaws 0

awww it wasnt crap it was a present! hehe

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

That's life, do something good for someone and you still get pooped on later.

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kaylaaa1312 3

You'd get in trouble for taking it to the vet, that's against the law to have a bird that's wild. just saying.

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