Transportation: Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so...

By AE86Turbo - 03/05/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By rammedbehind - 26/08/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

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By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2020 15:02 - United States - Boise

Today, I pulled over because my cell phone was ringing, as it's now illegal to use in a car. I finished the call when a motorcycle cop on side of road pulls up behind me and comes over. The reason? "You pulled off the road and it was suspicious, then I ran your plate…" FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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jquibell 2

Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:00

why didn't you just show him the last number dialed on your phone? I'm sure that a cop would know the local police phone number

klutzyduck1 24

Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:04

It probably wasn't a DUII driver...it was probably just a person using their cell phone, just like you. I see it all the time, especially with texters.

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lsd_25 8

Monday 26 December 2011 6:22

no good deed goes unpunished

chiquita223 4

Wednesday 22 February 2012 3:57

... the cop didnt do anything about the swerving car?

katieebugg 3

Monday 28 May 2012 2:50

Why didn't you jus show the cop your call history?(:

AaliyahMorgan143 5

Saturday 16 June 2012 23:51

YDI, for being a stupid asshole tattletale. :P

monkiki62 5

Saturday 28 July 2012 16:14

Karma. Also it may have been a new driver.

southsideohyeah 5

Saturday 11 August 2012 0:52

Snitches get stiches

zee16 4

Sunday 9 December 2012 16:14

Don't be a ****** snitch u dumbass

popo6484 3

Monday 10 December 2012 4:37

Snitches get stiches

Attica 20

Thursday 31 January 2013 13:40

What's with all the ridiculous "snitching" comments on this FML? If someone is drunk on the road, they can easily harm or kill innocent people in their vehicle. If you let drunk drivers off the hook and they hurt someone, that blood is on your hands too. You are at fault for not reporting it, since you could have done your part to prevent a tragedy before it occurred, but simply chose to do nothing. It's all "ydi for snitching!" responses until it's YOUR mother/father/sister/brother/best friend laying mangled and dead on the road. Anyone who gets in the driver's seat drunk knows the risks--that they could kill someone, it is illegal, and there's a good chance they'll get caught by a roadblock or called in by another motorist. By doing it anyway, they are accepting these risks.

Skylansmile 11

Sunday 3 March 2013 23:04

******* hate the cops. Most are such bullshit and total liars. There are some who are upstanding, but overall? Bastards. Only there to clean up. Not prevent.