Transportation: Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so...

By AE86Turbo - 03/05/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By rammedbehind - 26/08/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

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By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2020 15:02 - United States - Boise

Today, I pulled over because my cell phone was ringing, as it's now illegal to use in a car. I finished the call when a motorcycle cop on side of road pulls up behind me and comes over. The reason? "You pulled off the road and it was suspicious, then I ran your plate…" FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:00

why didn't you just show him the last number dialed on your phone? I'm sure that a cop would know the local police phone number

klutzyduck1 24

Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:04

It probably wasn't a DUII driver...it was probably just a person using their cell phone, just like you. I see it all the time, especially with texters.

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rolls_royce 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 14:01

it was a state trooper wasn't it, they usually have the ticket wrote before they get of the car. the rest of law enforcement is ok with me

kekywobble 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 17:33

yah... cops are smug bastards. you should have pulled over to make the call though.

wriptidez 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 17:35

sorry

birdie013 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 19:03

#1 being a good samaritan isnt worth it anymore, **** em #2 I can talk and drive fine, it's called being able to multitask which only smart people can do and #3 fight it in court, bring in a statement with the phone number being called before the ticket was issued and they can pull a police record of the call being made. stick that in the pigs face

birdie013 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 19:07

2 of my friends were killed by drunk drivers, so to all the people talking shit, **** you

Deitz123 2

Wednesday 4 May 2011 21:10

That's what u get, snitch!

mohammed5296 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 21:49

that's what you get for trying to be a vigilante. get a life

TexasCMoney 2

Wednesday 4 May 2011 23:50

That's what u get for trying to be a little snitch.

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Thursday 5 May 2011 1:15

Snitches get stitches.

lifeinhd 3

Friday 6 May 2011 0:52

Sometimes I swerve intentionally, not on the freeway, but in my neighborhood, when there's someone going slower in front of me and I don't want to brake. By swerving, I travel a longer distance than them, and my car has a better chance to slow down.