By asdffhhjk - 15/05/2013 08:08 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I saw a coin on the ground. As I bent over to pick it up, some dude came up from behind, grabbed my waist and humped me three times. He ran away before I could get a good look at his face. FML
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narkill 13

Well. That's very...disturbing...

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GetPuckedUp 3

if you do it for loot, you're a prosti-toot!!!!

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LennyComa 39

Seems stealth bumming is alive and well in the Phillipines

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Enslaved 36

Ugh! They used to do that in my High School whenever the girls dropped their books. It was sooooo funny until you were that girl getting a stubby penis rubbed up on you! :/

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TheDrifter 23

Wait, so it would have still been funny if he swing a decent sized man hammer? Your school sounds um, interesting.

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jxcala 10

That's so disturbing, yet hysterically funny at the same time.

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jackaced 7

Guarantee you're on video! I can't wait to see it haha

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