By blonde - 29/09/2010 07:08 - Australia

Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help because I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of my car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 915
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Same thing different taste

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What kind of shitty roadside assistance service doesn't go on highways??

Your username says it all. I have to say ydi now. lol

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RedPillSucks 31

They do in the US. Not sure if the police have car burglar tools in Australia.

mona_is_here 10

And then we are taught to be kind and helpful to other people...

slimjim8094 12

I'm going to say fyl, since you tried to do the right thing. But typically you wouldn't do CPR on somebody who's suffered a traumatic arrest (i.e. from a car accident). Most EMTs don't know that, though... so good job for trying. IAAEMT

bytch69blvd 3

so...you need to find a better roadside assistance company if they won't help you out when you are on a highway...

wow u know CPR rly? so that doesnt rly help a crash

Do us all a favor and go kill yourself. for being a dumbass

atleast your a good person. that so sounds like something That would happen to me

Couldnt a police officer use one of those things to unlock it? fake fmls

MassEffectNerd 0

I wonder if the fact it says blonde had anything to do with this...hmmm