By all puked out - 13/07/2014 21:14 - Netherlands

Spicy
Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Did she offer to help you get clean at least? It's possible she was having a terrible day and accidentally aimed her anger at you.

Quick! Buy a lottery ticket. I've heard that's good luck.

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llamaslikesoda 21

OP, hope she offered to help you. But that story made my day to be honest haha

BigBubbaJ 13
ShortyJorty 9

And that my friends is what tequila does to you...

Well, that says one thing about your character. A lot of people, sadly, would have seen the opportunity to steal the purse!

That's gross but maybe she was just having a bad day.

That entire FML was a roller-coaster from start to finish