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By ugly - 25/07/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

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By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, my partner and I were spending quality time with a newly single friend. She quoted some song lyrics, saying "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife...". We all laughed, and then my partner said "Boy, you got THAT right." FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By Pr unlucky - 02/10/2010 08:07 - Australia

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

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By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By HeatoN - 22/12/2008 01:44 - Germany

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

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By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML

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By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

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hahaitsmattheau 0

Monday 25 July 2011 8:37

maybe hes ugly and hes just not used to extremely sexy people like yourself

Just2BMe 5

Monday 25 July 2011 8:40

No one is ugly.

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Kayble89 13

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:54

Well I would just chalk it up to jealousy! Don't let someone ruin what is supposed to be a fantastic day!

alex6946 10

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:23

who cares? you and your spouse love eachother and that's what matters (:

Ryan747 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:00

What a jerk!

srich83 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:31

At least you know who to delete off facebook and kick out of the party or publicly humiliate at the party.

LoveLife293 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:04

Congradulations!!!

ShadyRecords 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:50

Don't let them say you aint beautiful, they can all get ****** just stay true to you

jerryduh 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:04

who the hell checks facebook on their wedding day

Ynunez 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 18:04

you'll be surprised O:

kiaroxilles 8

Sunday 31 August 2014 22:22

Maybe she received a notification on her phone and happened to glance at it?

allyrox123 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 14:43

congratulations on your marriage :)

madz5758 10

Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:24

Uninvite that bitch

thetrollyoulike 6

Wednesday 27 July 2011 3:50

at least you have each other right?

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