Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a guy in the street drawing caricatures, and I decided...

By ;_; - 19/12/2013 22:13 - Canada - Burlington

Today, I saw a guy in the street drawing caricatures, and I decided to pay him to do one of me. Being a caricature, I looked pretty monstrous in it. When I showed it to my mum later, she shuddered and said, "Yeah, looks just like you." FML

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By quasimodo - 22/02/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By fmylifegirl - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriends and I got a caricature painting while on a trip in the city. Unfortunately for me, the part of my appearance that the artist decided to exaggerate was my acne. FML

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By nomoreart - 09/02/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 11:43 - United States - Quakertown

Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 20:48 - United States - Charlotte

Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

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Bigmouth

By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 03:54 - United States

Today, my friend showed me a creepy piece of artwork he'd drawn. I laughed and said that it would give me nightmares, meaning it as a compliment. Turns out, this one was in honor of his dead grandmother, who'd raised him. FML

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By picasso - 05/02/2013 13:09 - United States

Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML

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By ~~~ - 29/06/2014 17:08 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML

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He has issues

By just a joke - 08/06/2020 20:08

Today, I playfully drew thick eyebrows on my one-year-old son to make him look like a cartoon villain. He laughed cutely in the mirror as I took some adorable pictures. When my husband saw, he threw such a horrendous fit about boys and makeup, I was reduced to tears. FML

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jayceejaco 15

Friday 20 December 2013 2:03

You must have a face only a mother.... Never mind.

HJKM_fml 19

Friday 20 December 2013 2:03

Maybe she was just joking. Still I would talk to her and let her know those kind of comments bother you.

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bushada 18

Friday 20 December 2013 4:12

Oh look, yet another reason I'm glad ive developed such thick skin!

mdcdeve 10

Friday 20 December 2013 4:20

This is an Fml ? She clearly wasn't being serious. Just something you say to infer likeness if the character is a good one.

somuchfeels 11

Friday 20 December 2013 4:22

It's all good man, it's just a caricature, ***** supposed to be like that.

minniery 1

Friday 20 December 2013 4:29

This is an Fml ? What the ..

minniery 1

Friday 20 December 2013 4:43

Oh my, moderators on here are like nazis, they don't even read the rules they're enforcing.

fuzz97 23

Friday 20 December 2013 6:18

sorry i hit the YDI button even though i didnt mean to. im pretty drunk

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Saturday 21 December 2013 1:08

Awesome, good to know....

Goblin182 26

Friday 20 December 2013 13:02

I agree with OP, this sucks, either because she has a mean Mom or she looks really horrible. Either way . . .

ilovemychem 22

Friday 20 December 2013 22:41

She was probably pulling your leg

MavsFan4Life 2

Saturday 21 December 2013 0:50

You're dumb for letting that get to you.

Crusoe_fml 4

Saturday 21 December 2013 2:31

I'm sure you are beautiful ^w^

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He has issues

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