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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 18:36 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML

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By HaliMali - 22/02/2015 18:21 - United States - Hastings

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

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By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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By katiebell - 04/10/2019 12:00

Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2015 16:58 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML

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By who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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By Kaboom - 21/04/2009 12:52 - Canada

Today, I went out for a smoke break. A homeless person walks up to me and asks for a cig. As I pull out my pack he says "Oh... Menthols... no I don't smoke that cheap shit". I was called cheap by a hobo. FML

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Generous

By cAtaLanbLoOd - 24/10/2013 06:06 - France - Perpignan

Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yeah, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML

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By groom - 12/12/2008 02:30 - France

Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML

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Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Sunday 24 July 2016 7:00

I demand a refund!

Nathan_Henry 15

Sunday 24 July 2016 7:04

Some people are just plain ungrateful smh

Comments

DToast 19

Sunday 24 July 2016 8:14

Follow him around, and the first chance you get, push him over then run

Noodlez72 5

Monday 25 July 2016 10:45

Is that really necessary...?

pinstripe_pride 9

Sunday 24 July 2016 8:39

Sounds like my beautiful state alright

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 24 July 2016 8:43

Walk your ass back over there and take it back.

pussy_crusher 7

Sunday 24 July 2016 8:54

I'm so sorry OP! I know how awful it is to be unappreciated, but it's even worse to be insulted! Perhaps next time you could donate money or your time to an organization that helps feed, clothe, or shelter the homeless. That way your money and efforts will go directly to people who really need it and you won't have to deal with greedy and unappreciative people. Thank you for taking the time out of your day to help someone. We could use more kind hearted people like yourself!

izzajaneful 24

Sunday 24 July 2016 12:23

I dunno if you can get more direct than giving the money directly to the homeless person. Seems like what you really want is a bit more indirectness.

TheRealStunts 27

Sunday 24 July 2016 8:55

And that right there is why i never give anything to beggars. Most of them arent even homeless or needy anyways, they're just scammers.

ShortieRose 30

Sunday 24 July 2016 13:31

There is/was a "homeless" lady in Toronto.. she was known as "shaky lady". She begged on the steps of a building. Anyways, someone got suspicious... watched her for the day. At 5pm she got up, got into her BMW and drove to her condo.... We live in a bad world filled with a lot of bad people

peachykeen93 17

Sunday 24 July 2016 9:20

If people on the street really need help, they go to shelters. People who beg on the street are scammers, and feel entitled to other people's money. Pan handlers are working an alternative job, one that only benefits themselves.

Talis99 26

Sunday 24 July 2016 9:25

If that had been me... oh, bitch mode activated. Would have screamed him into submission and made NJ stereotypes proud. The absolute nerve. Well, he didn't, but I'LL thank you for being a decent human being. So thank you.