Kids: Today, I saw a kid getting bullied; a girl was hitting him in...

By meandme - 04/03/2014 22:55 - Canada - Fort Vermilion

Today, I saw a kid getting bullied; a girl was hitting him in the head. After having an inner struggle with what to do, I tried to stop them. Both kids then turned on me, and called me a "hippo". FML

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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By Person15 - 26/11/2011 23:13 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML

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By angry mama - 21/09/2019 00:01

Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML

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By DocShadow - 03/12/2013 17:33 - United States - New York

Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML

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By ahuman - 29/09/2013 05:10 - United States

Today, I saw two kids having a fistfight in the street. I ran over to stop them, and one ended up hitting me in the eye. I now have a black eye over what turned out to have been a fight over who was going to get the last slice of pizza. FML

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smilevue 23

Wednesday 5 March 2014 6:32

Wow, the consequences for being nice nowadays. Sorry op :|

rachelottavia 16

Wednesday 5 March 2014 6:32

I'm sorry OP. hopefully their parents will discipline them correctly.

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joefrazier 20

Wednesday 5 March 2014 6:38

At least you tried to help

guineagirl 18

Wednesday 5 March 2014 6:38

hippos aren't fat or anything though its muscle so take it as a compliment

ChelzTheWolfGirl 29

Wednesday 5 March 2014 6:39

Well on the bright side, it got them to stop fighting/bullying right? Sorry they insulted you though Op.

Kamon97 23

Wednesday 5 March 2014 6:41

Probably brother and sister

Duggie1339 13

Wednesday 5 March 2014 6:53

Shame on you hippo! Only joking... Those kids need to learn some damn respect...

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 5 March 2014 10:30

Like you would know anything on the subject.

gracehi 31

Wednesday 5 March 2014 7:01

Well, you united them against a common, hefty, enemy. Mission accomplished, I guess.

Drian91800 7

Wednesday 5 March 2014 7:15

Well, welcome to our screwed up society

Labrynthian 6

Wednesday 5 March 2014 7:16

Don't let things people say bother you. Cheers for trying to do the right thing.

badluckalex 23

Wednesday 5 March 2014 7:17

doesnt seem that bad tbh.. assuming that you are quite older than them since you called them kids, and all they did was call hippo..nice of you to try and help though

ahraea 9

Wednesday 5 March 2014 7:23

Back when I was a kid, I was never as rude as some of the kids now. Just kidding I'm still practically a kid since 9 year olds are now taller than me >.