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By thegirlofthedad - 29/01/2013 09:48 - India - Mumbai

Today, I saw a lady who had fainted. I ran over to help, only to find out that she was unstable and had a knife in her hand. She was pointing it at me, and growled threateningly every time I tried to move away. It took the cops an hour to defuse the situation. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 683
You deserved it 2 810

Same thing different taste

Top comments

oj101 33

This is quite possibly the most twisted FML I've seen for a long time.

wildsweetchild 19

There are too many crazy people around, but props to you for trying to help.

Comments

She'd just fainted. You could have easily outrun her!

Re-read the FML. The OP didn't know she was a danger before trying to help. It was only after the OP approached that the person came to and put the OP in danger..

Basic rule of thumb. Shown a knife, run for your life. Easy peasy. The fact that she had fainted meant she wasn't at 100% for at least a few minutes afterwards. Like I said, outrun her.

I'm pretty sure if that was a possibility she would have. I don't know too many people that say, "hey, look, a knife. I think I'll stick around and see if I'll be in danger or not."

Turn, run, knife in back. When your life is threatened you sometimes stop thinking logically.

Did she really faint, or a ruse? We may never know. Until the 6 o'clock news.

KiddNYC1O 20

I'm going to have to agree with 12's part of outrunning the person. She was on the ground... By the time she gets up you'd be 50ft ahead... Then again I also take into consideration that sometimes you don't think logically in those situations.

68 - I'm sure the woman got up before pulling a knife on OP. Also, if you knew anything about these types of situations, you'd know that the safest option is always to do what the crazies want and let the police do their job.

perdix 29

No wonder she carries a knife! When she faints, strangers try to grab her. I'd be unstable, too, if every time I tried to take a little nap in public, some apparent do-gooder tries to "help" when all they really are doing is going for my wallet and a cheap feel -- usually both!

RedPillSucks 31

Yeah. I only go for the expensive feel. Next time, carry more cash in your wallet.

perdix 29

#21, once I didn't have my wallet and the mugger got frustrated, so I said, "Keep looking, I'll write you a check later!" ;)

After you said "Keep looking" he thought that meant, "Full body cavity search"

perdix 29

#64, if the mugger is female and that goes well, I might just add an extra zero to that check.

PatRme 9

Why would you insist in trying to help her for an entire hour? Just leave her alone and forget about her.

please, don't comment if you don't know what you're talking about. it angers the unstable fml'ers and you could be burned at the stake. now **** off outta here and don't come back.

Da fuq do you mean by unstable? *twitches*

Yeah. There ain't such a thing. *groans and eats baby brother*

Time to get a gun That's what I've been thinking I could afford one If I did just a little less drinking

I thought someone might ask me that. It's a Miranda Lambert song about someone who considers buying a gun when her neighbors' car gets stolen out of their drive, and when a government official tells her they plan on using eminent domain to take her house away from her. Since OP was threatened with a knife, I thought that she too might be considering buying a gun.

1215116a 14

What a Canadian thing to say...

72, Hells yeah! We rockin' the 2nd amendment up in this joint.

AllMyNope 10

The second amendment gives you the right to own guns. Not be stupid with them.

Puts the lotion on the skin or you gets stabbed...

TheDrifter 23

Semi-conscious woman with a knife and serious mental issues? Sounds like one hell of a party. Why'd nobody invite me?

I'll invite you! But first things first. a) Do you enjoy house music? b) If yes, GET THE **** OVER HERE! If no, Knife Party doesn't want you either.

TheDrifter 23

I've heard the saying "some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them" but I didn't know people took that sentiment to heart.

How could have you known? Your heart was in the right place even tho it ended up turning into a hostage situation ....

she wanted to play a game... called, burny burny cut cut...