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By Idk - 29/05/2014 06:46 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

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By mav3rick91 - 01/03/2010 08:30 - United States

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By I'm a dumbass - 27/08/2024 02:00 - United States

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 14:41 - Australia - Edgecliff

Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML

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Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML

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By Today I closed every door on every floor of my building - 23/02/2025 16:00 - United States - Hampstead

Today, I went searching for my cat who'd escaped. Of course, I searched the entire building and somehow she'd got back in through my front door of my apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 20:43 - United States - Irmo

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

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Thursday 29 May 2014 15:52

Oh, that is terrifying.

ChristianH39 30

Thursday 29 May 2014 15:53

Have fun trying to fall asleep!

Comments

Kenna515 13

Thursday 29 May 2014 16:09

time for an exorcism of the house

Senseless_487 29

Thursday 29 May 2014 18:38

I need an old priest and a young priest!

alyssabreanne90 16

Thursday 29 May 2014 16:09

Aaaand time to find a new place to live.

GodofCarnage 10

Thursday 29 May 2014 16:12

you sure your closet doesn't lead to narnia?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 1 June 2014 2:13

Mr. Tumnus!

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 29 May 2014 16:13

what a long strange trip it's been. (Greatfull dead)

chuka81 27

Thursday 29 May 2014 16:13

Sam and Dean Winchester would love to inspect your closet.

jaredofmo 22

Friday 30 May 2014 5:57

Sure, get a man and a demon to inspect your house. Spoiler...

hippyhopgirl 9

Saturday 31 May 2014 21:48

"Sam, get the holy water!"

weveallbeenthere 30

Thursday 29 May 2014 16:14

I'm sure that you will be checking you closet 3 times before you go to sleep every night.

Enslaved 36

Thursday 29 May 2014 16:15

Well, "Idk" now that you got that piece of wax removed from your ears, your vision senses might not be as heighten as they were before.

Enslaved 36

Thursday 29 May 2014 23:27

I was just pointing out that both FMLs were posted from someone named "idk". Guess those that thumbed me down didn't get the reference.

glabberfasted 16

Friday 30 May 2014 1:28

One has a capital "i" and the other doesn't. Two different posters.

md101 18

Thursday 29 May 2014 16:15

So much nope.

skittle_QUEEN_YO 15

Thursday 29 May 2014 23:28

...are you from tumblr? In a long time in forever......

justtheotherguy 12

Thursday 29 May 2014 16:26

it may be that you are seeing some spirits, have u ever tried sleeping & then waking up realizing you never slept at all ? do u hear sum strange sounds out of nowhere at times n find there is no one there ? If you answer YES you are possibly able to communicate with the spiritual world