By Gemma - 03/11/2010 11:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a portable speed camera on the highway and braked hard. I caused a 4 car pile-up and my car is totaled. It wasn't a speed camera. FML
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Jewelofagal 2

You ought to lose your license. From personal experience with a jackass who did the same thing to me, I can tell you that your insurance isn't going to compensate your victims the true value of their vehicles. They will be out several thousand dollars and loads of time dealing with the mess because of what you did.

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therevolution 0

wow that's so stupid...I don't think anything else needs to be said.

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TryptamineDreame 0

You would have been better off getting a speeding ticket, had it been a camera, rather than almost killing someone wow. I admit that I speed sometimes but I ALWAYS use my mirrors and have great hand/eye coordination. Good going dumbass, ydi imo.

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shadowPlayer 6

YDI why would you brake hard? Can you say 'Guilty'? Not to mention there were people behind you. you don't deserve a license! LMAO

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Hopersz 0

You are a ******* IDIOT AND A DUMBASS AND YOU DESERVE IT. You should have been paying attention to the road and driving instead of ******* around. IDGAF what anyone sayys. Your a damn dumbass and your license should be suspended. Better yet it should be taken away from you for good. Then you have the ****** nerve to do this FML? Your a damn idiot.

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ROFLFail 0

whoa, whoa, whoa, no need to curse so much sr ghetto

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Hopersz 0

#52 Chill out. Its freedom of speech and I'm gonna say as i please. OP was the idiot here for causing a 4 car pile up. I would sue the crap out of him. 1) Stupidity shouldn't be allowed 2) OP PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD NEXT TIME 3)Your still an idiot for doing this 4) I hope your license gets revoked 5) People like you are what makes the world a messed up place. Its certain people like OP here that make certain people not want to go out and use their vehicle. Did he or she did not know that the life of these people that were in the accident could have been in his or her hands? Think about FATALITY then tell me what you think

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compasseagle89 8

@ 40/53: And "you're" still an idiot for using the wrong form of the word, twice. Your...you're...learn the difference. Freedom of speech doesn't give you permission to butcher the language.

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sourgirl101 28

I don't believe there is not one person on here that has never sped. Personally, I can't help it. I have a fast car. But I am aware if what's behind me because I don't want whiplash. Sorry OP, live and learn!

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Speeding is one thing, but speeding enough that a camera makes you completely panic is another.  BTW, have you checked your PMs lately, girl? ;)    

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sourgirl101 28

Yea, I do speed but I'm never wreckless. Zero tickets! Knock on wood! TIJD no Boo. Why, you leaving me messages? (: I'm working late and only on my iPhone. I'll read it when I get home at 1am.

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Bees_fml 0

Wreckless or reckless? I should hope you're always the former, and never the latter.

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Malfunktyn24 0

Today, some idiot slammed his brakes on the highway for no apparent reason. I am now paralyzed due to being crushed between two cars. FML.

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Daralea 21

YDI for not leaving enough stopping distance

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babyT2293 0

wtf?! i would come after you for that...have fun explaining that one

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