Transportation: Today, I saw a portable speed camera on the highway and braked...

By Gemma - 03/11/2010 11:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a portable speed camera on the highway and braked hard. I caused a 4 car pile-up and my car is totaled. It wasn't a speed camera. FML

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By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 07:04 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 18:23 - France

Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

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By A.K. - 27/05/2009 12:40 - United States

Today, I was driving on the highway and a cop had his radar gun out. The woman in front of me panics and slams her brakes on, causing me to rear end her. The cop cited me for "tailgating" and I have to pay for the damages on both of our cars. FML

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By cool trick buddy - 01/01/2017 08:59 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML

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By shook - 06/09/2017 14:00 - United States - Clermont

Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By spongebob squarepants - 28/02/2018 01:30

Today, I rear-ended someone while trying to watch my odometer hit 80,000 miles. FML

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Jewelofagal 2

Wednesday 3 November 2010 19:06

You ought to lose your license. From personal experience with a jackass who did the same thing to me, I can tell you that your insurance isn't going to compensate your victims the true value of their vehicles. They will be out several thousand dollars and loads of time dealing with the mess because of what you did.

therevolution 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 18:59

wow that's so stupid...I don't think anything else needs to be said.

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Jimmy0000 1

Thursday 4 November 2010 4:37

you mother ****** piece off shit be glad I didn't beat the shit out of you at the accident

LesCDeal 6

Thursday 4 November 2010 4:55

In my experience (and not that I am a habitual speeder), all the "portable speed cameras" I've seen here in the US are merely a portable radar with a strobe light attached. They flash and flip out when you're going

LesCDeal 6

Thursday 4 November 2010 4:58

...FML decided to only post half my comment

LesCDeal 6

Thursday 4 November 2010 5:01

...won't let me finish.. Oh well

wetherguy 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 4:57

Man I'd rather have a bunch of drunk drivers than you on the road op

weerdo52 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 5:10

she deserves it because her name is Gemma. that is a terrible name.

SAgirl 13

Thursday 4 November 2010 5:40

YDI

jaydoc 1

Thursday 4 November 2010 6:15

That was you? Jackass.

Anaxes 5

Thursday 4 November 2010 6:32

If you weren't so ******* stupid that wouldn't have happened. Oh hey, a speed camera, IF I SLOW DOWN REALLY REALLY FAST THEN NOBODY WILL NOTICE ME SPEEDING HURHURHUR! If a certain someone did that to me, then a certain someone wouldn't have limbs.