By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
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Seegtease 0

Spider got some ACTION before it died.

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FBIWarning 0

At least you killed it :)

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thesockbunny 5

that was the scariest FML ever.

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leyla_fml 0

i love how you called the spider a 'he'.

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megamandude455 10

12 what if she made a typo and put 'she' instead of 'he'?

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laurisshnazzy 0

I'm officially traumatized. Hahaha #12, I was thinking the same thing :P

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artisticlicense 0

oh god that's gross! i feel ya. i once discovered a beetle clinging to the inside of my underwear but thankfully that was before i put them on.

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dabomblyktiktikk 0

omg i just screamed out loud. SHES GUNNA HAVR ******* SPIDER BABIES!!!!! 

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AK 2

EW. If you didn't see it when you were wearing it, fine, but how the hell did you not feel it when you were walking around!?

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joce445 0

It was dead! He crushed it with something, and it happened to be his underwear.

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bioagg12 0

eewww thats freakin nasty. i wonder whats growing in there now. . .

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nlite 0

how'd you not notice it when you put your underwear on? :S but that's beside the point, fyl.

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