Animals: Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it,...

By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML

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By DogLover - 06/02/2013 13:59 - United States - Watertown

Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML

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By nopenopenopenope - 23/09/2016 03:28 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML

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By terrified - 09/08/2015 03:10 - United States - Forest City

Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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Noped out of there

By Anonymous - 28/11/2022 16:00

Today, we found a tarantula type spider in our shed so big it could only have been someone’s escaped pet. This thing was so big, even my husband said, "NOPE!" In the end, we used our neighbour's crossbow to kill, it because I think it grew that big by eating dogs and small horses. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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A job well done.

By belly the jelly - 30/10/2017 21:00

Today, I asked my husband to deal with the very large spider in our kitchen. Rather than a newspaper or a slipper, he went after it with an aerosol can and a lighter. The spider is now dead, but so are the wall and cupboards in my kitchen. FML

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Monster in my bathroom

By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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squeezebox 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 16:03

Oiii, that's so terrible!! I'm sorry to hear that. ):

vicious_ 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 16:08

Wow. This is why you run water when the spider is in the bathtub. Poor dog.

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planetearth 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 19:10

Are you a f*cking idiot?? First, how do you not know what a black widow looks like, and second how DARE you force your dog to kill a SPIDER for you?!?!?! You should have done it yourself, and more importantly, you should never have been a dog owner. What a disgrace. I feel so bad for your poor puppy! I wish someone better than you could have given him a home. I hope next time you find a black widow you'll go ahead and let it crawl on you.

thisisnotmyname 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 19:10

I don't know what black widows look like, either. If I saw one, I'd probably be screwed. I'm sorry :(

Amkii 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 19:12

I agree with #s 109 and 131.

Relic69 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 19:14

a black widow wouldnt kill a dog, Ive been bit by the many times in cali

ACT99 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 19:14

u should have just drowned the spider

heyjuuude 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 19:15

#88 Thank you, and I think everyone should read your comment.

xxbizzaroxx 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 19:15

could've been you. im sorry for ur loss but if you would have done it yourself you couldve been killed instead.

lolol182 4

Sunday 29 March 2009 19:18

you deserve it you ass

SVelasquez 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 19:23

Your poor dog. This is why guns and water and bug spray was invented...

sachux0x 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 19:27

i don't understand why all these people are jumping down your throat...i get my cat to kill bugs for me all the time, they like eating bugs...**** me if i know what a black widow spider looks like...personally, i'm an arachiphobe, and i sure as hell do not stop on discovery when i see a giant spider on the screen, and I don't educate myself in spider science...so shut up, it was an accident (if it's real) and they do happen...so go play in traffic.