Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a very attractive young woman struggling with some...

By JacktheRussian - 08/04/2013 00:33 - United States

Today, I saw a very attractive young woman struggling with some boxes. The seduction attempt resulted in me carrying 60lbs of items for 30mins. When we got to her apartment, she thanked me and introduced me to her boyfriend. FML

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By weak - 23/02/2014 14:36 - United States - Columbus

Today, I was helping my wife bring in the groceries. She was able to carry 4 bags and a jug of milk. I was struggling with 2 bags. FML

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Dude, seriously?

By mellielynnemily - 26/10/2014 22:46 - United States

Today, at my apartment complex, I was carrying a bag of trash up to the dumpster. A guy stopped his car and helped me carry it the rest of the way. I thanked him and he asked me out. I explained that I was married. He grabbed the trash bag and carried it back to my apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 00:07

Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML

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Front line workers

By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 03:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my partner and I got called out to a domestic disturbance. Things turned ugly while we were en-route. Long story short, I now know how many grown men it takes to lift a nearly 400lb shit-covered woman onto a stretcher. I almost reconsidered my choice of career. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 05:51 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML

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It's not what you think

By gooddeedgonebad - 26/05/2013 09:19 - Australia - Upper Swan

Today, I helped an elderly woman carry her suitcase down a flight of stairs. When I got to the bottom, a man tackled me to the ground thinking I was stealing the woman's luggage. As I lay in pain, he ran up the stairs to return the suitcase and the poor woman had to carry it down on her own. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By Official_Person - 02/06/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I got married. My new husband wanted to carry me over the threshold of our apartment, but he couldn't pick me up. FML

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Outclassed

By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 16:00

Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML

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Grand_Cookie 21

Monday 8 April 2013 9:50

Don't do shit expecting a reward.

sierralem 3

Monday 8 April 2013 9:53

What were you expecting that she was going to let you ravish her or something? Being nice to someone does not mean that they owe you anything in the romantic department.

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Perfectg 9

Monday 8 April 2013 16:52

Swing and a miss

onorexveritas 23

Monday 8 April 2013 17:11

ulterior motives get the best of us

ForeverAloneGal 23

Monday 8 April 2013 17:43

That's karma for being a douche, expecting to get some for carrying boxes.

Stefanie88 24

Monday 8 April 2013 17:57

What did you think she would do? Give you a thank you blow?

pattayarick 8

Monday 8 April 2013 18:05

We men are soooo f'n stupid when it comes to a pretty face

marshmallowstoat 3

Monday 8 April 2013 19:00

Guys, next time a woman gives you a dirty look for offering to help her, remember it's because we can't tell from looking at you if you're a decent person or some creep like this. I refuse all help from strangers, even when I need it, because you can't tell who's going to turn round and demand you blow them.

awkward_gothlady 32

Monday 8 April 2013 19:07

Why not just help her out because it's a kindhearted thing to do, not because you're hoping it will help you get in her pants? I'm single, and if some guy helped me carry heavy boxes, I'd definitely be very grateful, but a guy has to be more to me than "the guy who carried my boxes" before he will be able to successfully seduce me.