By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML
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RugbyKid 0

**** you alcoholics I can arrest you whenever I want

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iReadFmlsFml 0

She was driving under the influence, totally safe, how cool is that! Mom's got sweet style bro, FYL OP, sorry.

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nikki9tails 3

Ha thats funny I could picture something like that on family guy or American dad but ya drinking and driving is bad

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phatdaddy62 23

If she had been naked, somebody would've said "pics or it didn't happen!"

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XxMaseratiGurlxX 1

damn, thats..awsome? lol you shouldnt tell anyoneyou know that this happened.

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blondebrunette11 4

hell, I'd tell my dad

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thatnucca 36

The delusional effect of the devil's piss... Gets them all the time... At least she wasn't showing off pole dancing skills at the park...

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Nemo1123 0

This is one situation that would be hilarious to watch, but not if it was your own mother. But its these awful/ funny events that make the best stories latter. ..you should be looking forward to that.

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bibit1990 2

try and picture the conversation the next morning over breakfast.. "hey mom, soo...where were you last night.." ....awkward silence..... "totally kidding..! I; along with everyone we know, saw you running down the street screaming!!!! WTH MOM!?! come on!!" lol

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T3P33_fml 0

I sense a raise in OP's allowance...

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