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By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

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Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

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By David H. - 23/12/2010 08:18

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Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML

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By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 15:54 - Canada - Sherwood Park

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Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2014 09:34 - Australia

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Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML

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By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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By Rosies - 30/11/2008 02:34 - France

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Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

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By oboy - 01/03/2010 05:13 - United States

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Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

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By Marteeny - 09/06/2016 03:14

Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML

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Put it away!

By Need eye bleach - 05/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

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kyonichii 4

Saturday 27 February 2010 1:33

I am sincerely sorry about this. My mother enjoys walking around the house without pants on. D;

rawr_iliketacos 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 1:34

awwwh that's horrible, your poor virgin eyes! that's what porns for.

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dfeucht328 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 4:08

hahahahahaha 27 year old virgin hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

kawawang_pulubi 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 4:28

bahaha loser

xocourtxo 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 4:32

hahahha first thing I thought.... FAIL!

misskity6 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 4:35

FAKE.

waywick 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 4:38

did you suck them?

ryan_martin 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 4:44

dude ur a freak, I didn't actually think a guy would still b virgin and still living at home at the age of 27...

ryan_martin 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 4:50

tht was meant to say lmao... stupid iPhone lol

ralphyr 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 4:57

I call bullshit Jebidiah.

ana285 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 4:59

lmao totaly ur fault. FUL dude srry ={

ReeNAh 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 5:02

aww thats so sad why dont you go to a strip club or buy a hooker if that doesnt work find a slutty girl on craigslist. thats it i feel so sorry for you that iKd show you mine :-

Fedor_is_KING 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 11:48

So #105, what if I said I didn't see any before either. Would you feel sorry for me too? :D

maskedman 9

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:32

Feel sorry for me as well.

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