Intimacy: Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they... - FML

By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

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You deserved it 8 374

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By David H. - 23/12/2010 08:18

Spicy

Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 978

You deserved it 7 776

By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 967

You deserved it 13 579

Let down

By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 15:54 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

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You deserved it 7 388

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2014 09:34 - Australia

Spicy

Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML

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You deserved it 6 201

By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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You deserved it 2 086

By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 276

You deserved it 4 018

By Rosies - 30/11/2008 02:34 - France

Spicy

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 587

You deserved it 3 020

By oboy - 01/03/2010 05:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 307

You deserved it 7 400

By Marteeny - 09/06/2016 03:14

Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 149

You deserved it 1 105

Put it away!

By Need eye bleach - 05/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

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You deserved it 147

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Top comments

kyonichii 4

Saturday 27 February 2010 1:33

I am sincerely sorry about this. My mother enjoys walking around the house without pants on. D;

rawr_iliketacos 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 1:34

awwwh that's horrible, your poor virgin eyes! that's what porns for.

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ejprice 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:29

I'm proud of you for being a virgin. keep up the good work. it's nice to know I'm not the only one.

michellekumar 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:30

ew.

cboisen10 1

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:24

u either are a hobbit, ur ass ugly, or uhave a tiny penis and ur sperm come out single file, or all of the above

wazzaah 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:31

loollzzz xD

lancevang 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:50

ur a virgin haha

nFc573 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 11:13

gay

transcedental 18

Saturday 27 February 2010 12:07

hey there OP, I am really sorry for you :/ I hope everything comes right soon, and you experience a true love-story ^^ / which all of these meany people commenting your misfortune may never even get close to >.>/ everything happens for a reason ;) good luck ^^

JimHighway 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 13:00

Good to know that not everyone on FML thinks that he should go out and get laid ASAP. Especially considering some folks would rather wait and see if they can form a lasting relationship (a.k.a. marriage) before having sex.

Domonator 16

Saturday 27 February 2010 13:35

Trancedental, your are SO refreshing.

Domonator 16

Saturday 27 February 2010 13:38

Transcedental...but my typing was not :(

transcedental 18

Saturday 27 February 2010 19:50

thank you both ^^

t1nus 0

Monday 25 October 2010 13:35

agreed!

stacestaceoox 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 13:27

agree with 9 lmao

sweatnut 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 14:11

did you **** en?

pockas 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 14:29

ahhhhhaa

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Today, at work at an OB office, I heard a ruckus in the hallway before a very large woman burst into my room and tried to attack my very pregnant patient. Crazy lady is the wife of the pregnant lady’s baby daddy, who is nowhere to be found. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. FML

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You deserved it 64

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 487

You deserved it 38 933

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Today, my husband is sulking because our daughter's first boyfriend is a rugby-playing giant he can’t scare away with the standard father's threat of a good beating unless he treats our daughter well. I married a real idiot manchild. FML

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You deserved it 291

Today, I missed my chance to see my mum for the last time because my son is such a selfish druggie, he couldn’t be bothered to stay sober long enough to pass on the message from the hospital that she was deteriorating fast, and likely only had a few hours left. FML

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You deserved it 251

Today, we ran out of disposable gloves at work. After saying how grossed out I was about having to touch raw chicken with my bare hands, my female boss goes, "Just imagine you're touching yourself. That's what I do." Even more grossed out now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 469

You deserved it 1 562

Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 927

You deserved it 33 406

Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. When I started to head back in, I saw a shadow move across my bedroom window. I live alone, so I waited outside and called the police. They came and investigated, only to drag my naked boyfriend out, where he promptly dumped me. I forgot our 2-year anniversary. FML

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You deserved it 1 727

Today, I brought home a new small glass necklace and put it somewhere I figured that the cats couldn't reach. I was wrong. Now I will be looking through kitty litter to find something smaller than a dime. Talk about needle in a haystack. FML

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