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By maddiecat - 08/01/2013 05:34 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML

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By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 19:00 - United States - Mineral

Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML

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By Les Miserables is so sad - 02/01/2013 23:38 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 21:58 - United States

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

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By authorx - 27/06/2013 04:39 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

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iarefatal 9

Tuesday 8 January 2013 12:03

You must have sounded miserable

ariverperson 11

Tuesday 8 January 2013 12:03

people go to shows to watch and listen to them, now listen to other people drowning it out with their singing, YDI

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generalasskicker 12

Wednesday 9 January 2013 6:22

Whoop his ass

myklknife 6

Wednesday 9 January 2013 7:51

Don't talk through the movie!!!

Jester1988 3

Wednesday 9 January 2013 8:12

people overpaid to watch good people sing, not you. ydi. silence is golden!

mgrabi01 10

Wednesday 9 January 2013 8:42

Why the hell were you singing out loud? People go to see movies, not to hear you put on a performance! You're rude, and you deserved to have soda spilt over your head!

Dusty_Busters 15

Wednesday 9 January 2013 9:37

God it's so annoying when people do that kind of thing in the theater. I hope you learned your lesson

MaRK8080 4

Wednesday 9 January 2013 10:46

Why the **** would you go see that?

Sionnach 10

Wednesday 9 January 2013 11:41

Serves you right. I went to see Phantom on stage last year and had some cow humming LOUDLY (and out of time and key, to boot) all through Music of the Night. During the applause I punched the back of her chair and told her to STFU. A guy sitting a couple of seats away came up and shook my hand during intermission.

vvlovesu 9

Wednesday 9 January 2013 12:31

That was really rude of him but also kind of rude of you as well. It's kinda hard to enjoy a movie with side commentary or in this case karaoke. Sorry Charlie

radiocaf 29

Wednesday 9 January 2013 12:33

The soda dumping was excessive, but you kinda deserved it.

Ravendork_xD 6

Wednesday 9 January 2013 14:48

That's rude. I've sung along to musial-movies before, never have i had soda dumped on me… sorry to hear that happened, OP

lostfaithinpppl 19

Wednesday 9 January 2013 20:14

Sounds like you are the one who's rude. People like you and OP ruin the experience for everyone else.

Ravendork_xD 6

Thursday 10 January 2013 23:41

Almost everyone who went to the same showing as me were singing as well…

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