Love: Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months....

By LosTits - 03/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said "I think your tits are smaller." FML

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By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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By Srain - 07/01/2010 06:36 - Australia

Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML

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Roll with it

By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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By nikkiquila_0699 - 05/09/2009 21:24 - Canada

Today, I came back from my 3-month vacation in France. During my vacation I lost 32 lbs and I was so excited to show off my new body to my boyfriend. When he walked in the door, he didn't notice me, but he did notice my younger, thinner and tanner sister strutting around in her bikini. FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By tiffany - 18/09/2012 18:24 - Canada

Today, after having lost 11 pounds following my pregnancy, I felt sexy and put on a cute outfit for my husband. When he walked into the bedroom, he ended up passing me three times, and then went to bed without a word. FML

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Hot bod

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 08:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me that I appear to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML

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By boyishgirl - 27/02/2015 19:14 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML

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Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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PenNameHere 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 23:15

maybe he didn't care how you looked before and was in love with your personality.

skigirl98 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 20:46

Get surgery to make your dick bigger, nobody likes small dicks ;)

Comments

tWitt3rBuG 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 23:24

He's in it for one thing only. You're more than that. Leave the loser!

Terilyn4500 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 23:25

not the brightest in the box

Charlesdenfreude 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 23:57

how can you tell, by one sentence, that he's in it for one thing only?

moonlight_daze 8

Thursday 3 September 2009 23:59

Yeah.. he obviously doesn't care much about waist. He's a **** man! This is very one-track minded. She should dump him for a guy who appreciates the whole package. ****, ass, waist, legs, face, hair, eyes, everything..

YDIforbeingu 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 23:32

YDI is for being flat

untoldfame 3

Thursday 3 September 2009 23:33

I cant believe nobody told her the usual thing to say in this situation.... wow, your dick got smaller too!

jollybadluck 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 23:44

what a douche. ******* guys.

kitkat789 2

Wednesday 6 June 2012 4:27

Not all guys are like him!! Jeez many men are great! Stop being so judgmental!!!......... I think I was just judgmental!ó.Ò

plexico 3

Thursday 3 September 2009 23:45

Big **** are the consolation prize for dating fat chicks.

jdmchick 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 23:53

thats what happens when your fat and you lose weight. boobs are fat.

RhymePrime 7

Friday 4 September 2009 0:01

I think your brain cells are smaller

Man_person 0

Friday 4 September 2009 0:03

ydi for being fat

hogermite 0

Friday 4 September 2009 0:04

what a whiny fat bitch...when she said she lost a lot of weight she probably meant she dropped from 450 to 375.... all these misandric comments just sounds like a lot of penis envy to me....