Love: Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months....

By LosTits - 03/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said "I think your tits are smaller." FML

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By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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By Srain - 07/01/2010 06:36 - Australia

Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML

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Roll with it

By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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By nikkiquila_0699 - 05/09/2009 21:24 - Canada

Today, I came back from my 3-month vacation in France. During my vacation I lost 32 lbs and I was so excited to show off my new body to my boyfriend. When he walked in the door, he didn't notice me, but he did notice my younger, thinner and tanner sister strutting around in her bikini. FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By tiffany - 18/09/2012 18:24 - Canada

Today, after having lost 11 pounds following my pregnancy, I felt sexy and put on a cute outfit for my husband. When he walked into the bedroom, he ended up passing me three times, and then went to bed without a word. FML

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Hot bod

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 08:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me that I appear to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML

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By boyishgirl - 27/02/2015 19:14 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML

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Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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PenNameHere 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 23:15

maybe he didn't care how you looked before and was in love with your personality.

skigirl98 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 20:46

Get surgery to make your dick bigger, nobody likes small dicks ;)

Comments

iljajlm 4

Friday 4 September 2009 2:14

Dickhole x_x You should have said "Hey that's really funny it seems like your **** is smaller too!"

FarSide 22

Friday 4 September 2009 2:29

Yeah... that's what most guys would say...

FarSide 22

Friday 4 September 2009 2:31

Of course.... maybe YOU are the only one who "THINKS" you lost a lot of weight....

FarSide 22

Friday 4 September 2009 2:33

And another thing... why did you not see him for 7 months? Was one of you in prison?

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 4 September 2009 2:37

Chest exercises don't stop you from losing boob fat. They just build up the muscles underneath, and kinda push the boobs up & out. So you can have smaller boobs that look the same. And Luckster, you go from a 38 to a 34 during the holidays? The number size should either stay the same or go up, shouldn't it? Weird.

Luckster 0

Friday 4 September 2009 2:47

38 C is smaller than a 34 D. my chest is 34D when I gain weight, and turns back into a 38C when I lose the weight again. It's not just 38 and 34. There's letters to be added to explain the appropriate size.

Samael_fml 0

Friday 4 September 2009 3:00

No it's not. Cup size is relative to band size. The cups of a 34D are equivalent to a 36C, and the cups of a 38C are equivalent to a 36D. The cups of a 34D are definitely smaller than the cups of a 38C. It's very odd that your band size and cup size would get smaller when you gain weight.

Luckster 0

Friday 4 September 2009 3:05

I buy whatever's cheap. I guess they do things differently. I even have some simply labeled as 'medium' and 'large'. I had to buy both cause I had no idea!