Love: Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months....

By LosTits - 03/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said "I think your tits are smaller." FML

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By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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By Srain - 07/01/2010 06:36 - Australia

Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML

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Roll with it

By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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By nikkiquila_0699 - 05/09/2009 21:24 - Canada

Today, I came back from my 3-month vacation in France. During my vacation I lost 32 lbs and I was so excited to show off my new body to my boyfriend. When he walked in the door, he didn't notice me, but he did notice my younger, thinner and tanner sister strutting around in her bikini. FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By tiffany - 18/09/2012 18:24 - Canada

Today, after having lost 11 pounds following my pregnancy, I felt sexy and put on a cute outfit for my husband. When he walked into the bedroom, he ended up passing me three times, and then went to bed without a word. FML

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Hot bod

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 08:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me that I appear to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML

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By boyishgirl - 27/02/2015 19:14 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML

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Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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PenNameHere 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 23:15

maybe he didn't care how you looked before and was in love with your personality.

skigirl98 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 20:46

Get surgery to make your dick bigger, nobody likes small dicks ;)

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ciego 0

Friday 4 September 2009 20:41

nice work on loosing weight, and f*ing relax it's just an observation i talk to my gf about her **** all day.

bigcrazymike 6

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:19

#125 if she thinks his dick is smaller, that probably means her pussy got bigger. Which, in turn, means that she was cheating on him while she was away, and he should dump her cheating ass. Good one #123.

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Friday 4 September 2009 22:08

So? He hasn't seen them in 7 months. It's not like he dumped you.

Noah_h 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 8:44

hahh I love how people get so pissed for satin harmless stuff like get plastic surgery

daixin 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:27

Don't lie #137

bigcrazymike 6

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:18

Wow, that's really disappointing. Sorry to hear about your ****. I hope that doesn't happen to my gf!

Dues_Vit 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:47

No sympathy. You're the one dating that douche bag.

ggirl15 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 10:58

so what do all you guys consider being "fat"?

___billiejean___ 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 23:11

what a jerk!!! Congrats for the weight loss!!!

an_account 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 20:23

I'm actually very good at sizing so I can say this much. The cup size of say, a 34B and a 32C are the same. The C is a C because the back size is smaller. This means the difference between the boobs and the chest area underneath the boobs is bigger, hence it is given a bigger size. However, a 34B should fit a 32C's cups perfectly -- only that the back will be too tight for the girl. The sizing is different for Australia, Europe, Britain, Asia and America -- so depending on which country you live in, the size will be different. This naturally means that a 34C in America =/= a 34C in Asia. It's the same with clothes sizes: the US size is actually a bit bigger than the UK sizing (one size bigger specifically). Eg Monroe is a US 12 but a UK 14. And I don't think women lose the fat off their boobs first. I certainly don't. Somehow I lose it quite uniformly... Also I don't think weight makes a HUGE difference: I know girls much heavier than me with much smaller boobs... If I lost a bit of weight I think I'd still be busty. Anyway, yes, it sounds like the op's boyfriend just wasn't thinking when he made the comment. Maybe he didn't mean anything negative but I can see how she might have got upset...

hmckay2010 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:49

we'll usually that's what happens when u lose weight. and guys don't notice things like that. stop tripping out. at least u lost some weight.

anonymousely 0

Monday 21 June 2010 1:33

Er no.. the cup size is the cup size, the size of the actual boob. The # is just the band size; 34 means the length around the base of your bust is 2 inches bigger than a 32.