Love: Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery...

By rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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By Jenny - 08/05/2020 05:00

Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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By oops - 18/05/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML

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Office embarrassment

By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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By ouch - 28/04/2012 06:54 - United States - Fullerton

Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML

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Freak in the streets…

By grocerystalker - 16/11/2012 05:58 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I spotted a girl I have a crush on while grocery shopping. Before I could go over and say hi, I noticed her walk over and stroke a few kitchen knives through plastic wrapping. Then I spotted her in the dog food section sniffing rawhide bones with her eyes closed, looking very happy. FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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By ash - 18/05/2016 20:00 - United States - Winnebago

Today, I went shopping on my only day off. The only aisle open was self-checkout. I'm a cashier. FML

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Blinders

By Asshole Parker - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML

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By sonofmilf - 17/05/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

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Thursday 21 June 2012 18:52

Time to move on to another cashier

Meettitan 14

Thursday 21 June 2012 18:54

Hate zoned?

Comments

janerose21 3

Thursday 21 June 2012 19:15

Just ask her out what have you got to lose, life is too short !!

treychat1 9

Thursday 21 June 2012 19:16

That's ****** up...

Kbearlove23 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 19:18

Wow,Thats mature of her to do .__.

Spiral_Thoughts 19

Thursday 21 June 2012 19:19

Usually when I like someone, I do not deliberately ignore or avoid them . . . strange concept, I know, actually approaching people and telling them what you want . . . it is only made more funny by the fact that it almost never works anyway. Humans!

kristidgranger 3

Thursday 21 June 2012 19:22

And u like this person why? I think I'd find someone new.

me234 7

Thursday 21 June 2012 19:26

Maybe she didn't see you and she noticed that the lines were getting to long?

TheIchiban 11

Thursday 21 June 2012 19:45

Maybe you're a creep OP. Whatever the reason was to her reaction of your presence, I'm sure it was nothing big.

Drigr 9

Thursday 21 June 2012 19:52

And that really sucks for the OP. on the one hand, she wants him to pick her, he thinks she doesn't and picks someone else, she doesn't feel good enough. She doesn't want him to pick her, he thinks its a test and picks her, she thinks hes a crazy stalker or something