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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

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You deserved it 2 719

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By me. - 12/11/2012 04:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

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Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2023 10:00

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By nodad - 11/10/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

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By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 231

By Anonymous - 30/08/2017 20:00

Today, my dad described our security cameras recording a stranger stealing money from his car, and then called me unhealthy and paranoid for locking my car all the time. My car is usually parked right next to his. FML

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By DevilsTemptation - 29/08/2019 02:01 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML

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You deserved it 158

jayellef 3

Friday 2 December 2011 16:08

Call the cops.

L_Lovegood 19

Friday 2 December 2011 16:09

Nothing like family.

Comments

frokeyman92 9

Saturday 3 December 2011 17:26

Like a boss

ImBobo_fml 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 22:24

not cool...

QMAN4000 10

Sunday 4 December 2011 0:07

YOU SHOULD HAVE KICKED HIS ******* ASS!

saw92cus 0

Monday 5 December 2011 1:06

whoops! I voted without trying, you didn't deserve it!

daboss85 4

Monday 5 December 2011 6:33

You black???

Gigaboo 0

Monday 5 December 2011 6:48

theres nothing family wont do for one another!

ThatsFckdUp 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 4:52

Now thats fckd up

sogs121 1

Tuesday 6 December 2011 5:05

Should called the po po's on him. You don't deserve him as a father.

nutwrap 5

Tuesday 6 December 2011 23:09

Like the old saying goes: He brought you into this world, he can take your car.

Gogetajh 3

Wednesday 22 February 2012 18:35

lofl

madeline1960 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 4:13

No ******* way ?? Nice dad ..

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