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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

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By nodad - 11/10/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

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By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2017 20:00

Today, my dad described our security cameras recording a stranger stealing money from his car, and then called me unhealthy and paranoid for locking my car all the time. My car is usually parked right next to his. FML

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By DevilsTemptation - 29/08/2019 02:01 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML

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jayellef 3

Friday 2 December 2011 16:08

Call the cops.

L_Lovegood 19

Friday 2 December 2011 16:09

Nothing like family.

Comments

andrew87804 4

Friday 2 December 2011 18:31

Ha ha!I see what u did there .......Car-ful

MoZZie_fml 0

Friday 2 December 2011 18:47

cuz your dad is a ******* BOSS

hateevryone 14

Friday 2 December 2011 19:16

call the police. so what if he's your dad.

LadiDi_fml 10

Friday 2 December 2011 19:38

Uhum... so I guess you won't see him again for a litle while right?

bubo_fml 10

Friday 2 December 2011 19:41

The good news is now you can see him on a regular basis...During visiting hours @ county lockup...

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 2 December 2011 21:41

Deadbeat.

IndigoAcrylic 9

Friday 2 December 2011 21:59

Maybe he was taking it to the dump.....TO GET YA A FERRARII ;D Lalalalala ^_^ HAPPY CHRISTMAS

IndigoAcrylic 9

Friday 2 December 2011 21:59

Maybe he was taking it to the dump.....TO GET YA A FERRARII ;D Lalalalala ^_^ HAPPY CHRISTMAS

shots1996 8

Friday 2 December 2011 23:15

He wasnt stealin it he was borrowin it without askin! Id call the cops ifi were you

ninabobina4ever 3

Friday 2 December 2011 23:24

That is so sad

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