Intimacy: Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out....

By OhDearGodGrandad - 07/02/2016 17:59 - United Kingdom - Ilford

Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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By failingdaily - 20/09/2014 02:27 - New Zealand - Paraparaumu

Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2015 14:21 - Australia - Auburn

Today, I saw a dick for the first time in my life, on the early morning crowded train headed for work. FML

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By thefuckedupbunny - 18/08/2019 20:00

Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 14:21 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 13/03/2014 09:34 - Australia

Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML

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By bman - 07/04/2012 06:41 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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Red handed

By grandpa porn - 28/08/2017 01:30

Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML

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Dave_Davington 33

Monday 8 February 2016 7:50

You should take yours out too just so he doesn't feel alone.

someamishhobo 12

Monday 8 February 2016 7:41

Don't. Make. Eye contact.

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BlueBaronBitch 22

Monday 8 February 2016 12:27

Where's the eye bleach when you need it

Ramos808 29

Monday 8 February 2016 12:33

…did you feel inadequate?

Leauge 13

Monday 8 February 2016 13:52

Like penis or a chicken?

harleyquinnxx 17

Monday 8 February 2016 13:56

I'm pretty sure that it's quite obvious, given what category this is in, and the context.

DudeEvil 22

Monday 8 February 2016 15:58

Redbridge?! I'm in Redbridge :O Glad I wasn't on that train. XD

ThrottleJockey 35

Monday 8 February 2016 16:26

"Grandpa, at first I thought you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts."

mld4657 28

Monday 8 February 2016 16:50

Ah a glimpse in the future o.p

smoothies14 32

Monday 8 February 2016 17:37

Have some respect; that **** indirectly made you ;)

rissarouge 10

Monday 8 February 2016 18:11

Maybe it was on his bucket-list... But you were the one saying "check, please."

sh07 28

Monday 8 February 2016 18:41

A family that jacks off together stays together

afrightenedhuman 16

Monday 8 February 2016 19:28

Wow.... Was not expecting this..

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