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By bkeiya - 08/04/2009 12:49 - Japan

Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2025 03:00 - Switzerland - Neuchatel

Today, I missed my train. I was actually on the right platform but realized my mistake two minutes after it had left. FML

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By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2015 11:35 - Australia

Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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By Idi - 09/12/2008 12:54 - France

Today, I arrived right on time for my train. Only problem, it was the wrong station. FML

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Classic

By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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Motherly love

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 21:23 - United States

Today, I rode home alone on a train. I accidentally missed my stop, but wasn't worried about it. My mom did not share my optimism and actually called the train company, saying that I was "lost" and "special". They thought she meant I was retarded. They wouldn't believe me when I said I wasn't. FML

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Run run run

By cmzraxsn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML

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Libbyy 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:49

There's always one that feels the need to re-word the FML from another point of view

dezzr 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:14

almost happened to me plenty of times.

Comments

so_me_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:37

#49 - hehe, you made me laugh :) Plus... your nick makes the comment even MORE appropriate! Also, on a more serious note, OH MY GOODNESS SCARY!!!

acidlove 0

Friday 10 April 2009 5:38

lol.

dcapp 0

Friday 10 April 2009 7:13

its "to" not "too" :)

darthlaurian 0

Monday 13 April 2009 20:17

Oooh how very Midnight Meat Train! :D

Silla_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 6:21

I missed my stop on a streetcar route that I didn't know very well and rode it to the end of the line. The driver didn't say anything, even when I was the last one still riding. He dropped me off at the service station and told me how to get back out to the main line and find a car going back. I was waiting in the middle of nowhere for a long time. It sucked. Sorry that you got stuck in the garage though, that would have freaked me out.

poguemahoney 0

Monday 20 April 2009 4:28

i did the same ting stoned during the summer, but luckily it went right back to the uptown tracks from the downtown tracks like they usually do, but had i been unlucky it could have been worse... 3 hours worse