Health: Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers...

By Username - 19/06/2011 09:51 - Australia

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

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By masterman - 27/08/2012 06:45 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

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By beforegirl - 08/11/2010 21:11 - Australia

Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML

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By CrawlingUnderARock - 26/09/2017 16:00

Today, I discovered that a company has been using a photo of me for one of those "she lost 50 pounds" online ads. I'm the "before" photo. FML

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By failout - 05/03/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 17:01

Today, one of our local news stations decided it was the perfect day to film random people at the beach. I saw myself on TV, holding hands with my side chick. I hope my girlfriend doesn’t watch the news. FML

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You deserved it 4 020

By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 05:03 - United States - Denver

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML

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You deserved it 18 071

By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 326

By name50 - 07/02/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

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You deserved it 74 080

By notafatlump - 02/02/2011 05:07

Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML

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You deserved it 3 954

By FattyMcFatFace - 24/05/2019 22:00

Today, I overheard the popular kids say that they were planning on going to the local fast food restaurant to take pictures of the obese people that go there. Not only do I work there, but my family and I were planning on having dinner there tonight. FML

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You deserved it 358

LardZilla 11

Sunday 19 June 2011 19:15

At least the news reporter didn't say, "Oh my! A wild snorlax appeared!"

MasterL 3

Sunday 19 June 2011 19:05

sorry about that buddy :' (

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rain_2k4 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 20:25

You like what you seen? Then change it!

InnocentLies 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 20:27

Do exercise eat healthier? It's easy to lose weight.. :|

ladyJujubee 5

Sunday 19 June 2011 20:32

sue them they don't know if you have a health problem anyways they can use you without your consent

klong91 7

Sunday 19 June 2011 20:33

Are you motivated to exercise now?

JohnnyPhantom 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 20:34

seems a lot like a Jim Gaffigan joke rip off to me

ladyJujubee 5

Sunday 19 June 2011 20:35

your right!

lilykgillett 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 20:35

FATASS:)

roro9944 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 20:36

Lol cuz ur sooo fat!!!

johnnythreetears 2

Sunday 19 June 2011 20:39

at least they didn't ask OP for an interview

igotswagger313 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 20:46

**** u

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Today, my best friend announced her engagement to my ex. We broke up two days ago. I’m no longer speaking to her. She tells me I’m being a drama queen and to “stop throwing a pity party” because “If he was the one he would still be with you.” FML

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Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML

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Today, my husband cried more at the funeral of his tattoo artist than he did at his grandmother's funeral. Seriously, at the artist's funeral, he was crying; at his grandmother's, he kept checking the time on his phone and yawning. What man did I marry? FML

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Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML

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Today, my wife told me she is no longer sexually attracted to me. She also can’t understand why I still don’t want to go on her 35th birthday trip to London. FML

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Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

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