By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 02:45 - United States - Miami

Today, I saw on my 17-year-old daughter's floor her "To-Do" list. What was #1? Jump in front of a moving vehicle, in hopes that Edward Cullen will use his vampire speed to save her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 021
You deserved it 4 241

Same thing different taste

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At least it's on her "To Do" list and not her "Already Completed" list...

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Sometimes you just have to let some people weed themselves out of the gene pool...

The only thing she will get for shure if she do it is a trip to the hospital

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Thank you Stephenie Meyer for teaching impressionable girls the wrong way to get a boyfriend.

Hey, at least it's not just some guy at the top of her to do list. :P

Reading the Twilight Saga does not in any way make you unfit in the process of evolution. It does not favor nor disregard any piece of literature.

Reading a book is one thing; being so terribly and almost rabidly gullible to the point of believing a self-labeled work of fiction as reality and harboring a potentially fatal desire to be just like the lead role of impossible standards is something completely different.

Thanks Twilight for setting unrealistic expectations in men for the many teenage girls who grow up still looking for a vampire to marry.

This is why twilight projects dangerous messages

how much acid were you on? cause if your trying to be even remotly serious............. your one of the biggest assclown out there.

It was at the school parking lot. I was standing there day dreaming, whilst simultaneously listening to music, when out of nowhere an out of control car was on track to crashing into me. I froze, and prepared for death, but just before my life flash before eyes, a being so magnificent and beautiful shielded himself before me. He plummeted his hand into the side of the car, and the vehicle abruptly stopped. He was extremely fast and strong. His skin was cold, and he spoke like he was from another time. Also, his eye colour always changes between black and liquid topaz