Miscellaneous: Today, I searched myself on Facebook. I have a fan page made... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 00:21 - United States

Today, I searched myself on Facebook. I have a fan page made by some girl in Wisconsin. She has pictures of me on it. Can you say stalker? FML

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By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

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Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 16:30 - Sweden

Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML

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Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 20/07/2023 07:00 - Canada - Moncton

Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML

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Dumbass move

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 00:00

Today, I stupidly liked a post on my ex's social media account from three years ago. They then texted me immediately to ask why I was stalking them. FML

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Instadrama

By etahrabayraa - 27/06/2020 08:08

Today, I was stalking a popular girl from my high school's account and my phone went bonkers. It looks like I liked and disliked the same video of hers over and over. I disabled my Instagram account. FML

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By Stalked - 29/04/2016 08:49 - Czech Republic - Brno

Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML

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Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

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What have I done now?

By SupportPage - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Torrance

Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML

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Top comments

Intoxicunt 5

Monday 26 October 2009 9:30

Let me try. Sttttaallkemgkhgkn. Sorry, I can't say that.

Subtext 10

Monday 26 October 2009 9:08

Depends. Do they have subtitles like "He's mine!!!"? If not, go for it!

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Sock_fml 0

Monday 26 October 2009 9:42

Oh boo hoo, some chick set up a fan page of me, why am I so adorable? Shut up. And besides who searches themselves on facebook? Can you say narsacist?

zibby_86 0

Monday 26 October 2009 9:43

you can't, buy a dictionary.

netfreak 0

Monday 26 October 2009 16:23

rofls @14

Samyy27 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 7:55

agreed!

DoctorKyda 5

Saturday 10 September 2011 23:38

*narcissist ^-^

DynamicDave 11

Monday 26 October 2009 9:48

@2: welcome back! lol @9: I love you, intoxicunt! @13: you fail at spelling, and you don't have to be a narcissist to search your own name. @OP: that's kind of awesome, not gonna lie.

Intoxicunt 5

Monday 26 October 2009 9:50

Lol. Thank you! Hi. :)

toink 0

Monday 26 October 2009 14:04

agree 100% wished I had a stalker fan page ._.

smilee3 0

Monday 26 October 2009 10:09

ahahaha this is the creepiest. i made up a fan page of one of my best mates because we were mucking around, but that shit is just weird.

aksteve 4

Monday 26 October 2009 10:12

Well is she hot?

Shadow_vamp_503 2

Monday 26 October 2009 10:13

ahah... creepy! this is really weird. FML-worthy? IDK. but still, im feel ur creeped-out-ness

MorlekEngel 0

Monday 26 October 2009 10:17

Well, if you weren't so self centred and up your own ass, you wouldn't have searched yourself and found out you had a stalker. Asshole.

jaysweet112197 8

Friday 10 December 2010 13:05

lmfaoo! agreedd

Andrewl_FML 0

Monday 26 October 2009 10:22

This is FML worthy! I had a stalker once and she threatened to kill my girlfriend so she could have me to herself. It's the most ****** up shit anyone can encounter ROFL! FYL!

nokillnobeepbeep 0

Monday 26 October 2009 10:36

Yup, definite stalker. Psychiatric help is required. Anyone who stalks themself can't be all there. Oh... tch, you are just full of yourself? Gotcha.

ayy 0

Monday 26 October 2009 11:21

Um, I think the Wisconsin thing was unnecessary considering you are from Wisconsin.

solocredere12 4

Monday 26 October 2009 11:50

GOOO WISCONSIN!! We are the best!!!

meghaniguess 0

Monday 26 October 2009 14:27

agreed

Ultimate_Cynic 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:58

PACKERS WON DER SUPERBOWL! WOOOOOO PACKEEEERS!! :D

RedRobster 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 2:14

What the **** are you talking about?? haha

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