Miscellaneous: Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2012 06:01 - Australia - Camberwell

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 00:01

Today, I tried reaching out to a girl on Facebook I thought I ended on good terms with after three dates. Not only did she not accept my friend request, she also disabled all friend requests. FML

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By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2021 20:01

Today, I've had to accept that, despite my efforts to stay in touch with the few friends I made at college, I have zero friends. FML

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By Jibber96 - 14/11/2015 13:31 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I was walking with a friend to tell him how excited I was for college and even motivating him to apply for the same school, until I found out later that I got rejected. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 16:00

Today, my mum rejected my friend request on Facebook, again. Even my high school friends are friends with her. FML

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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By Jamie - 13/08/2009 17:21 - Denmark

Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML

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Quickie

By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

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By changeddaily - 20/03/2011 04:52 - Australia

Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML

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Top comments

sweet_candy_ 17

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:13

Maybe he did that on accident.

quacky123 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:20

Stop being butt hurt, for all you know he has his account to talk to his grandma and you aint his grandma.

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letslivelife 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:40

look as hard as this will be go up to people or message them to say hey I need to know what is about me that is not liked or y people generally turn me off; work on those things; work on ur self esteem cause you r important & can do something to impact peoples lives if u allow yourself to be; go out make new friends if u need to; God created u for a purpose & he lobes u; listen I know it's hard but it needs to be done

varkey 7

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:37

he's probably not really your friend...

FukYurLife_89 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 1:09

awe... poor lonely soul

juliegirl96 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 7:31

so am i hun, but i feel bad. sorry it happened.

Alanah101 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 11:15

You're better off with out him anyway. :)

Sarah6244 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 3:20

it doesn't acually tell you if they denied youuu. just sayin.

IPlayNakie 7

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:27

Go to build a bear workshop (: "make" some new friends

Ketchup_Castle 30

Friday 26 August 2011 23:00

At least you made one friend. I didn't make any last semester at college.

lumosella11 5

Tuesday 16 October 2012 0:43

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almoe32 12

Tuesday 9 July 2013 6:34

I'll be ur friend :)

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