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And people try to claim it's so easy to make friends in The Information Age.
lmao
It did for that other FML...
^ Lolz yep.
I see, my apologies. Maybe word it better next time though!
Try being more outgoing. Start a bullshit conversation with some random stranger. Sure you might get some strange looks but you are sure to find someone who becomes interested in said conversation. Unless of course you are a hopeless bore. In which case take some mind altering drugs, at the very least you will have fun then. ;-)
Wow thats really crap, but you'll meet new people in your job and make new friendships.
I'll be your friend
He's probably not friends with you IRL, it's just that he can't run away fast enough to get away from you. It's always the slow ones in the herd that get nailed -- whether it's wildebeests getting eaten by lions, or slow-moving fat guys getting roped into tedious, strained conversations with ugly troll girls.
Wow, that's mean ! But, yeah ... I laughed !!! :p
Well can you blame him?
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Maybe he did that on accident.
Stop being butt hurt, for all you know he has his account to talk to his grandma and you aint his grandma.