Miscellaneous: Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2012 06:01 - Australia - Camberwell

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 00:01

Today, I tried reaching out to a girl on Facebook I thought I ended on good terms with after three dates. Not only did she not accept my friend request, she also disabled all friend requests. FML

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By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2021 20:01

Today, I've had to accept that, despite my efforts to stay in touch with the few friends I made at college, I have zero friends. FML

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By Jibber96 - 14/11/2015 13:31 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I was walking with a friend to tell him how excited I was for college and even motivating him to apply for the same school, until I found out later that I got rejected. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 16:00

Today, my mum rejected my friend request on Facebook, again. Even my high school friends are friends with her. FML

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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By Jamie - 13/08/2009 17:21 - Denmark

Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML

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By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

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By changeddaily - 20/03/2011 04:52 - Australia

Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML

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sweet_candy_ 17

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:13

Maybe he did that on accident.

quacky123 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:20

Stop being butt hurt, for all you know he has his account to talk to his grandma and you aint his grandma.

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therealsuperman 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 12:04

Jesus cares enough to hate all of you

greekgal44 14

Wednesday 17 August 2011 7:08

not true at all. Jesus loves all of us.

Gerrito 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 13:08

haha add me if it makes u feel better! search for Gerrit Jacob.

prince122 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 13:45

lol it's true since u care so much about friends. but I usually wait like a month until after I meet them to add them. then I stock my prey.

irishmadhatter 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 14:07

ah don't worry bout it how many friends you have on face book is not important hye!

Jordan_Stub 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 14:35

how does on know if it was denied or not? maybe they just don't get on that often.

purple_sarah88 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 16:43

I thought that at first but on the new facebook as well as simply ignoring a friends request you can deny it by clicking to say you don't know that person. That's probably what the OP meant.

StonesAya 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 15:58

Okay, I just refuse to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, etc. However, the "stock" word really through me until I figured out you meant stalk. LOL

SARSvirus79 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 18:35

And I see why you refuse to correct people since you, yourself, used the wrong "threw".

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 11 January 2011 19:51

Don't worry, OP! Making new friends can be tough, especially if you're new to the college scene (I'm assuming you are).

hideyoself 4

Tuesday 11 January 2011 20:24

haha tough break.. buy a parrot and start an antique store with the name: **** you zuckerberg!

whateverabc 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 20:31

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Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML

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