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By awkwardpaul - 22/11/2013 10:18 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By fml7458364838 - 25/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML

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I'm a weirdoooooo

By Anonymous - 18/07/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML

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Whoops

By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 02:38 - United States - Glen Ellyn

Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML

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Take the L, dude

By AnonDude - 06/05/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML

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By WHY - 01/04/2016 00:58 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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By Wowthanks - 05/05/2014 00:13 - United States - Greeley

Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML

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False hope

By :(( - 14/06/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML

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tvwrestler98 14

Friday 22 November 2013 16:02

the dangers of group messages....

HAMY_fml 23

Friday 22 November 2013 16:02

Well do you like her back?

Comments

howdoilogin 9

Friday 22 November 2013 16:55

Dude, you win. Unless she's like horribly ugly you just got free passes to pantytown.

Kamon97 23

Friday 22 November 2013 16:55

Aw that's kinda cute don't be a douche man date her!

soullyfe 33

Friday 22 November 2013 18:10

OP could just be a straight female, you know...

Kamon97 23

Friday 22 November 2013 22:26

Ya I'm totally sure AwkwardPaul is totally a straight female >.>

Enslaved 36

Friday 22 November 2013 17:03

If you knew the lyrics to that song you'd know what I was talking about. :P I'm a rocker at heart, as you also seem to be but never limit myself to any one musical genre.

Ambient25 24

Friday 22 November 2013 17:09

Lol your sentence "Just because Akon says "I Wanna **** You" doesn't mean it's wise to take advice from Snoop Dogg!" makes it seem like you mistook the two ;).

hordriss 14

Friday 22 November 2013 17:09

Unless she's an utter bitch, I don't see how this an FML. It is for her though as she's got the wrong end of the stick and will likely feel humiliated. Still, why not give it a try with her if she likes you that much? Could end up being a good thing!