Intimacy: Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how...

By Kaji - 14/11/2008 11:20 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

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By for my brother in law - 27/07/2016 07:10 - United States - Oxnard

Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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By boob sisters - 02/07/2014 17:01 - United States - Lilburn

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2018 18:30 - United States - Papillion

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML

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By Abrams52 - 28/05/2013 05:44 - United States - Fishers

Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 02:30 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, while taking a rather large crap, I sent my sister a joking text saying, "I'm shitting my ass inside out." Turns out I sent it to my entire list of contacts. FML

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By abbacjt - 16/01/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML

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By singledumbfuck - 22/03/2020 03:30

Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML

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By screwed.over - 10/10/2009 23:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML

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By Ren - 30/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

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Thursday 2 April 2009 20:57

I just laughed! Maybe he'll call you back the next morning too!

mypseudonym 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 1:10

The question is, did he send you back a text saying 'ditto'?

Comments

brucesgirl 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 17:09

wow how could you not look talk about akwardness most of these could be avoided by looking

Autumnazing 0

Monday 17 May 2010 3:38

BUTTSEX!

1221jamw 11

Tuesday 8 June 2010 2:39

today, my sisters boyfriend texted me saying that he was so excited to make love to me tonight. FML

Calculate900 4

Wednesday 16 June 2010 20:51

You are my hero.

dark_666rose 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 17:38

ew... it's not that funny pre pathetic actually... in my opinion

steven_hamlin 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 3:34

he must have kicked your ass either when he found out that you wanted to sleep with his sister or when he got a text that read "i wanna make you feel the best ****** of your life"