By AquaKelly - 24/12/2014 01:48 - United States - Newark

Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML
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phantomofmind 14

Buy a cat and name him Tom. Let the shenanigans commence!

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Calibur64 13

This is why the board game is so much better. The worst that could happen is the metal ball landed on your piece!

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feven 32

You better make him pay rent at least

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TrippingOnAcid 29

At least it didn't SHIT on your finger twice. That's how I first read the FML

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orbit 22

I didn't think mouse traps could shit? Mind blown...

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Calingaladha 21

That's what I thought it said at first, too.

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thejonac 21

all we need is a piece of cheese to get Jerry out of his hole then

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Echoa21 18

The amount of comments saying the mouse should pay rent is too damn high

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Razi_tail 25

Or no snap..technically lol

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sousaphonist 14

Get a cat. It'll be a better roommate AND will catch the mouse.

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